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Post by yeadoner on Jan 25, 2009 17:57:49 GMT 1
This is (almost) unbelievable: www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a144466/goat-detained-for-armed-robbery.htmlGoat detained for armed robbery Sunday, January 25 2009, 05:34 GMT
By Sarah Rollo Rex Features A goat has been detained on suspicion of armed robbery, police in Nigeria have confirmed. A group of vigilantes caught the animal and took it to the Kwara state force where they alleged that it had attempted to steal a Mazda 323, reports Metro. The local group claimed that a criminal had used black magic to transform himself into a goat in order to escape the scene. Police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said: "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat. "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat.
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Post by adambrid on Jan 25, 2009 21:35:44 GMT 1
Lol AB
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Post by theprisoner on Jan 25, 2009 21:49:01 GMT 1
It's not so weird. Guiseley's management duo have also started to look a little different recently.
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Post by otleybard on Jan 25, 2009 22:41:38 GMT 1
Goat detained for armed robbery It's not that unusual. Our stand fire got blamed on kids.
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Post by yeadoner on Jan 25, 2009 22:58:12 GMT 1
I bet Avenue put a bid in for the goat by the end of the week!...
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Post by mog on Jan 26, 2009 0:56:21 GMT 1
Are they sure it was a Mazda? Just seems, along with the "Washington's ground burns down" thread, a headline beckons along the lines of:
Capricorn guns down Caprice and flees in Capri".
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Post by otleybard on Jan 26, 2009 1:45:57 GMT 1
No, the Mazda turned into a lay-by as it approached a zebra crossing.
Do try and keep up.
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Post by adambrid on Jan 26, 2009 19:07:18 GMT 1
Lol AB
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