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Post by richard on Feb 6, 2009 11:05:59 GMT 1
Tommy Cooper Jokes:
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
Got any more?
R
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Post by rallyman on Feb 6, 2009 14:24:05 GMT 1
An old Bob Monkhouse joke.
When I told everyone I wanted to become a comedian & they all laughed. They're not laughing any more!
Rallyman
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Post by adambrid on Feb 6, 2009 20:47:27 GMT 1
This is a another joke i find quite funny I had a cat he fell into the washing machine it went round and round still at least it died in comfort AB
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Post by otleybard on Feb 6, 2009 21:12:09 GMT 1
Our cat tells us Adambrid jokes.
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Post by Part Time Fan on Feb 7, 2009 19:26:08 GMT 1
otleybard goes to the doctor ,
Have you anything for depression says OB
Yes says the Doc , handing him a season ticket for Guiseley.
Lol Part Time Fan Ha Ha Ha
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Post by adambrid on Feb 7, 2009 19:58:53 GMT 1
Lol AB
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Post by bigj on Feb 9, 2009 19:24:58 GMT 1
PTF goes to docs with depression and asks "Can you prescribe anything doc?" "You need a holiday" comes the reply "Can't afford one" says PTF "Avenue supporter aren't you?" ask the medic "Yep" replies PTF "Then why not pretend to got to Spain for a week!"
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Post by Part Time Fan on Feb 9, 2009 20:24:45 GMT 1
I would like to say its been a pleasure to meet you Bigj ----- But i cannot tell a lie . lol Ha Ha Ha PTF ! .
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Post by adambrid on Feb 9, 2009 21:42:04 GMT 1
Lol AB
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Post by Part Time Fan on Feb 10, 2009 20:26:31 GMT 1
Yeadoner goes to the doctor , complaining that his head looks like a snooker ball .
Doctor tells him to ,GO TO THE BACK OF THE CUE lol Ha Ha ha Part Time Fan
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Post by adambrid on Feb 10, 2009 23:29:14 GMT 1
Lol AB
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Post by otleybard on Feb 11, 2009 0:21:59 GMT 1
I would like to say its been a pleasure to meet you Bigj ----- But i cannot tell a lie . lol Ha Ha Ha PTF ! . That's why you're not Avenue's Publicity Manager. ;D
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Post by adambrid on Feb 12, 2009 17:50:30 GMT 1
Lol AB
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Post by mog on Feb 12, 2009 18:41:31 GMT 1
What do you call a man who hangs loose?
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Post by mog on Feb 12, 2009 18:54:34 GMT 1
' lol '
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