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Post by bigj on Jul 9, 2008 21:36:51 GMT 1
:)Monkey in a zoo is trained to eat with a fork as long as the keeper tells him to use the 'three point tool'.
Monkey escapes back to the jungle and takes his fork with him. All goes well for two months but one morning he goes to get the fork to eat his beakfast and its gone.
He asks the girrafe if he's seen his tool, "No" comes the reply. He asks the lion if he's seen his tool, "No" comes the reply. He asks the elephant if he's seen his tool, "No" comes the reply "but I think I saw the jaguar with it"
He finds the jaguar and ask him if he's seen his fork "Yep" says the jaguar "I ate it". "What do ya mean?" asks the monkey. "I ate it" says the jaguar. "Why?" says the monkey. "Because I'm a three-point-tool-eater-jaguar" comes the reply!
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Post by adambrid on Jul 10, 2008 16:14:42 GMT 1
Lol AB
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