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Post by AFootballFan on Apr 7, 2008 12:36:35 GMT 1
Don't know if it's anything to do with last Saturday's disappointment, but the Forum's been so quiet since I can imagine tumbleweed blowing down through the empty streets...
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Post by richard on Apr 7, 2008 14:17:46 GMT 1
Problem is some folk don't want to post as all they have to say would be seen as negative so would prefer to say nowt. Unless you are Adam who kills every thread with LOL rather than adding to the debate, so people don't bother opening it not realising that his posting has trapped other comment! R
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Post by richard on Apr 7, 2008 14:22:47 GMT 1
Oh just to cheer you up Yeadoner a couple of jokes: One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want.." So he tied her up and went to play Golf. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A Bloke came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house, he slammed the door and shouted at the top of his voice: "Honey, pack your bags - I won the lottery!" The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or Ski stuff?" "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just F### Off." R
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Post by ashley246 on Apr 7, 2008 15:06:07 GMT 1
two prostitutes talking at the end of the street ,one said to the other ,have you ever been picked up by the fuzz , the other one sayes no but ive been swung round by the boobs a few times thow
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Post by bigj on Apr 7, 2008 17:30:31 GMT 1
Guy walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide. "P**s off" she says "You won't bring it back"
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Post by bigj on Apr 7, 2008 17:39:10 GMT 1
Bloke goes to watch Liverpool and parks his car outside the ground "Look after your car for a fiver mista" says a ten year old "No thanks" says the bloke "My dobbermans in the car, he'll look after it" "Can he put fires out then mista" comes the reply.
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Post by adambrid on Apr 7, 2008 17:49:13 GMT 1
HA HA I have one a guy goes to the opticions and says you'll never guess who i bumped into everyone!! AB
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Post by theprisoner on Apr 7, 2008 18:15:04 GMT 1
It's all in the timing Adam...or in this instance it all depends on putting full stops in the appropriate place. But so far yours is best....although overall I'd prefer silence.
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Post by adambrid on Apr 7, 2008 21:07:15 GMT 1
Lol AB
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